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Someone@feddit.uk to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

For all you carpet lovers out there…

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For all you carpet lovers out there…

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Someone@feddit.uk to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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  • Fosheze@lemmy.world
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    The bigest problem with communities like this is that it feels wrong to up vote this monstrosity.

  • pterencephalon@lemmy.world
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    Well, they didn’t put carpet on the bathroom floor. But they’ve arguably found something far worse.

    • Someone@feddit.ukOP
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      Can’t you just smell the mildew?!

  • VioletRing@kbin.social
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    I thought it was concrete at first. Reality is far, far worse.

    • ShakeThatYam@lemmy.world
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      Concrete can be very slippery when wet. Could be worse functionally even though an aesthetic improvement.

  • sndrtj@feddit.nl
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    That carpet must be sprouting mushrooms every other week.

  • Cybermass@lemmy.world
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    What in the fuck

  • LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
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    My bathroom and kitchen were freshly carpeted when I bought my house. I removed that shit and replaced it with peel and stick vinyl before I moved in.

  • LemmyLefty@lemmy.world
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    “Relax, unwind, and get naked.”

    Could the tub go first?

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    Imagine the smell. Exquisite

  • Chahk@beehaw.org
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    I can smell it from here.

  • NikkiNikkiNikki@kbin.social
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    That is repulsive. I bummed a month at a friends house that had a carpet in the bathroom, that was the size of a closet, with no ventilation at all.

    it was supposed to be tan.

    It was black

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Posts in this community must be of property (inside or out) listed for sale which contains a terrible element. “Terrible” can refer to:

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