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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago

I have 100% made this joke at a bathhouse before

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I have 100% made this joke at a bathhouse before

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Stamets@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • bdesk@kbin.social
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    Find somebody that looks at you like Gowron looks at everything

  • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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    “Glory to you, and your mouth!”

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      Maybe today is a good day to choke

      • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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        lol this one kind of works without edits!

        What was his name? If you were really there, you should be able to tell us the name of the man who stood outside the walls. Describe him to us. How tall was he? What was he wearing?!? What color… were his eyes?!

        • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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          I’ma be real, I only saw one eye. As for the color? Bubblegum pink.

          • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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            You think in kinky Klingon gay sex they call the sub a “P’takh”?

            • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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              Well, in kinky human sex I like being called a 3, or 6, letter word that gay men are often called through insults. I have no doubt that there’s some gay Klingon riding some dude asking to be called a p’takh.

              • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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                My thoughts exactly ;-)

                • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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                  You. I like you.

    • RavenFellBlade@lemmy.world
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      This made my day.

  • jet@hackertalks.com
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    tugh qoH nachDaj je chevlu’ta’

    • Thales@sh.itjust.works
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      screencap from Bing translate showing English translation

      • jet@hackertalks.com
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        A Fool and his head are soon parted… Guess the chatbot isn’t quite up to the AI levels yet.

        The chatbot was summarizing the intent of the scene in the show, but not translating the words

        • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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          Oh trust me. A guillotine couldn’t stop the amount of head I can give

          • RavenFellBlade@lemmy.world
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            You are rapidly becoming one of my favorite users on here. Such a goldmine!

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    Glory for the brave.

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