Mr. President! We’re so very sorry! We took one of the barrels. Here, you can have it back!

Yep a totally normal thing to do. Like leaving your toothbrush behind when traveling, except it’s barrels and barrels of human waste. Probably didn’t even see them tucked away next to the sink.

158 barrels of human waste left behind,
158 barrels of human waste.
You pass some brown, pass it around.
159 barrels of human waste left behind.

Its like that guy who donated 150 human hearts to the hospital

Who hasn’t left 158 barrels of human waste behind somewhere once or twice. 159, now that’d be ridiculous