SMH my head, so now she’s doing irish face? Potato face? No wait, now I’m being racist

I don’t use loanwords, all words I use are of my own, original creation. If another language also happens to use that word, then that’s just a coincidence

Holy shit, I love things. Some of my favorite things are things

A thesaurus is just a dictionary remixed

German here, I don’t get that joke. What the fuck’s an Air Conditioner? Some time of specail air you put in your hair after using shampoo?

Alas, poor Vuranitute! I knew him, Horatio (before the tankies bombarded him with their “well, ackchuyually”)

I also choose my own dead wifw

I miss my dead wife

Concidering we already have robotic birds dropping explosive on enemies in curren warfare, this really isn’t that big of a deal

Bingo!

Alarms can go off and be turned off

Weird big strawberry

La cabina youtube link

Hi, actual Tom Scott here

I can confirm that this 4chan post was indeed made by me and that the story of me making out with this guys girlfriend is also true. Chick had jugs like you wouldn’t believe it. Bitch as loser just sat there and cried. Anyway, I’m off to Poland to film a video about a really interesting public toilet they have there.

Tom Scott out.

PS: Matt Gray is also here with me.

Hi it’s me, Matt Grey. I also do youtube, sometimes.

Yeah, I did have to look up what these morse code klicky things are called

Radagast def got bussay with them animals fo sho

Oh, look at Ms Fancy over here. I use a morse code telegraph to make all my inputs. Ones and zeros, that’s all a computer needs. Everything above that is pointlessly overcomplicated

But yes, it has RGB LEDs

You think Gandalf ever had sex in those 2019 years? I mean, he probably has the equipment for the job and we know that wizards can enjoy the pleasures of mortals, such as smoking halfling weeds. He probably has at least made it to second base

This feels like one of those videos where soilders in training get mazed so they get used to the feeling. If you survive this, nothing can kill you

Hacker voice: “I’m in”

Looks at overly complicated industry software he’s never even heard of before

“I’m out”