Jolteon

I don’t think you properly understand how generations work.

• A Boomer is anyone older then me who I disagree with.
• A millennial is anyone younger then me who I disagree with.
• Someone from Gen Z is anyone younger than me who uses a technology (usually a social media site) I don’t like.

It’s just like falling asleep…

But that reduces the maximum length of your shower.

Ash fell from the sky.

This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.

Haven’t they also been trying to put back doors into everything for the last decade?

You’re on the wrong instance then. The lemmy.ml instance is very heavily political, even in political communities.

Speaking of, did you hear there’s a new room temperature super conductor?

Any OS specifically designed for the EU Will have so many back doors that security would not be a word that applied to it.

Relevant XKCD

When you die, I’m going to laminate your skeleton and pose you in the lobby. That way future generations can learn from you how not to have your unfortunate bone structure.