_number8_@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agoi would like to remind c/microthoughts readers that a) anyone can post and b) the standards are incredibly lowplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squarei would like to remind c/microthoughts readers that a) anyone can post and b) the standards are incredibly lowplus-squarepin_number8_@lemmy.worldMEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square1fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 hour agoI should post a microthoughtmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareI should post a microthoughtgrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square0fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 4 days agoWhat is the word for when you're reaching for something, and the reach turns into a stretch?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the word for when you're reaching for something, and the reach turns into a stretch?plus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square6fedilink
Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agoI don't recognize this door, but the button next to it rings a bell.message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down12
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareI don't recognize this door, but the button next to it rings a bell.Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days agomessage-square2fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agoYour Honor, may I Le pproach?message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareYour Honor, may I Le pproach?cheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-224 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Vespair@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agoRegular sauce Domino's Pizza is too much damn sauce, but asking for light sauce is way too damn little.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down12
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareRegular sauce Domino's Pizza is too much damn sauce, but asking for light sauce is way too damn little.plus-squareVespair@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square7fedilink
Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 months agoAny plan is better than no plan at all.plus-squarewww.gocomics.comexternal-linkmessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1external-linkAny plan is better than no plan at all.plus-squarewww.gocomics.comLovable Sidekick@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-25 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Free_Opinions@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months agoElon/Trump fanclub probably doesn't talk about them as much as Lemmy seemingly doesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareElon/Trump fanclub probably doesn't talk about them as much as Lemmy seemingly doesplus-squareFree_Opinions@feddit.ukEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · edit-27 months agoMentally swap the word "yourself" for the name "Yousef" for hours of sensible funplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMentally swap the word "yourself" for the name "Yousef" for hours of sensible funplus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
sbf@feddit.orgEnglish · 7 months agoI just love bears, man...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI just love bears, man...plus-squaresbf@feddit.orgEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agoI underestimated how much worse Lemmy would get after Trump victoryplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI underestimated how much worse Lemmy would get after Trump victoryplus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · edit-27 months agomessage-square0fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 8 months agoIf you rinse out your tea cup right after you finish it's easier to clean laterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareIf you rinse out your tea cup right after you finish it's easier to clean laterplus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
odium@programming.devcakeEnglish · edit-28 months agoMoose don't sound realplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMoose don't sound realplus-squareodium@programming.devcakeEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square0fedilink
58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoMy poor wee dog has gone completely deaf over the last week, and now he'll never again hear me tell him he's a good boy 😭message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy poor wee dog has gone completely deaf over the last week, and now he'll never again hear me tell him he's a good boy 😭58008@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agoI'm an adult male and I run out like a child every time I hear a helicopterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareI'm an adult male and I run out like a child every time I hear a helicopterplus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
AgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months ago90° in Sept wtfplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-square90° in Sept wtfplus-squareAgentGrimstone@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 9 months agoGrackles are pretty coolplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareGrackles are pretty coolplus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
grrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 9 months agoThe definition of an evil toilet is one that makes you stand up to wipeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareThe definition of an evil toilet is one that makes you stand up to wipeplus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoI dont mind scuba and diving and snorkelling and all thatplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareI dont mind scuba and diving and snorkelling and all thatplus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agoSome people like a smoke after sex but me, I prefer a swig of soda after an ice cream sandwichmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSome people like a smoke after sex but me, I prefer a swig of soda after an ice cream sandwichcheese_greater@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square0fedilink