x4740N@lemm.ee · edit-24 hours agoSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phonesmessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down14
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Set your phone notification sound to the Samsung notification sound so people think you can afford expensive phonesx4740N@lemm.ee · edit-24 hours agomessage-square4fedilink
Theo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comexternal-linkmessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up112arrow-down10
arrow-up112arrow-down1external-linkWhen in doubt, boot your steaming laptop in the fridge to cool it down.plus-squarewww.kempa.comTheo@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square6fedilink
Puge Henis@lemmy.ml · edit-212 days agoSLPT: On Reddit your supposed to read it on lemmy you should let memessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down123
arrow-up1-18arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: On Reddit your supposed to read it on lemmy you should let mePuge Henis@lemmy.ml · edit-212 days agomessage-square2fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agoSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrushplus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agoBeing kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon...message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareBeing kidnapped in an authoritarian country? Just yell "Down with [Name of the leader]" Police would arrive very soon...ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square0fedilink
Freshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agoSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: leave extra food out for mice so they don't take your foodFreshparsnip@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agoSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
snek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agoShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageShitty Life Pro Tip: Next Sunday is the Puppy Bowl, a Football ™️©️®️ 🇺🇸🏈🤑 tournament for dogs for adoption. You should bet $123.45 for team Fluff. Graph shows good stonks 💰💸💵lemmy.mlsnek_boi@lemmy.mlEnglish · edit-23 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.plus-squarekriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 months agoStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1imageStriving to make your life meaningful?lemmy.worldsome_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agoSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.kriz@slrpnk.net · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 3 months agoSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: When you buy a new houseplant, take a photo of it as soon as you get home. That way, you'll be able to look back and see how poorly you've taken care of it.athairmor@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square0fedilink
kriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agoSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actionsmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actionskriz@slrpnk.net · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-24 months agoSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareSLPT: Having trouble dating in your 30s+? Attend a class on Financially Planning for Divorce to meet wealthy people who will soon be single.plus-squareKit@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-24 months agomessage-square3fedilink
FundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months agoSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldimagemessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageSLPT:plus-squarelemmy.worldFundMECFS@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 months agomessage-square0fedilink
