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PugJesus@kbin.social to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Crisis averted!

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Crisis averted!

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PugJesus@kbin.social to NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • Amilo1591@lemmynsfw.com
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    By that logic, Russia could launch it’s nukes on Poland, gift them mid flight to Poland and then ask why is the country bombing itself?

    It’s a good thing global defense strategies aren’t made by 10 year olds.

    • Chainweasel@lemmy.world
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      That’s a very credible response, if only there were a place to post non-credible defense strategies though 🤔

      Edit: credible, not refundable. Fuck swype

    • WtfEvenIsExistence3️@reddthat.com
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      In order for a gift to be officialized, someone representing the country must accept them.

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        Depending on how you look at it, someone in the country will be accepting nukes, just not officially

        • Neato@kbin.social
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          It doesn’t matter if you’re not the homeowner, we just need someone to sign for this. Please, sir or ma’am, we’re on a tight delivery schedule.

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            I can just imagine them running door to door like the world’s most stressed out travelling salesman

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          Hmm some random dude with a russian accent said he’ll accept the gift on behalf of Poland. That’s it, it’s officialized.

  • BombOmOm@lemmy.world
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    I approve of this message!

  • jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com
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    Guys what if the Russians attack NATO but then gift all their troops to Ukraine mid assault instead 😨

    • PugJesus@kbin.socialOP
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      wololo

      • magikmw@lemm.ee
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        The most sane comment on this post.

    • Neato@kbin.social
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      That might actually work if the troops realize they can now officially defect from Russia.

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      Doubtful, when have the Russians ever been so kind to their troops?

  • aphonefriend@lemmy.ml
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    https://media.tenor.com/7HUogy7rXs4AAAAM/feel-me-think-about-it.gif

  • koorool@feddit.de
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    Non-credible. It’s Kyiv (correct and official spelling) and Dnipro (renamed).

    No remarks about the rest, B+

  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    Or we could just bomb the shit out of them until they say uncle.

  • Hubi@feddit.de
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    Most credible indeed

  • Mysiu666@lemmy.world
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    We wanted to retaliate for an unprovoked Ukrainian attack on our farmers, it wasn’t our fault that it was a US-owned nuke and Łukasz entered mosc*v coordinates.

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