

Gimme fuel, gimme Pfizer, gimme that which I require, OOH!
Gimme fuel, gimme Pfizer, gimme that which I require, OOH!
Lars refuses to speak to him.
The secret is right in front of you: you’ve got to hit the ladies with all your Sonic knowledge. Then watch those lonely nights disappear like that rascal Tails Prower pursuing the Chaos Emeralds through the Special Zone in record time.
The answer is to explain all of this to her openly and honestly. If you do that and she truly can’t accept the fact that you had an ex-girlfriend, that’s a very different issue. Don’t fall for the guilt and jealousy bullshit if that’s what this is, at heart. Don’t be evasive about it, but also don’t let her weaponize your past as if you were wrong to have it.
SO much fornicating. Like, enough with the coitus already!
They burned this stuff to power giant steam engines and we’re supposed to believe it’s totally healthy!?
O rly? Le sir is displeased?
Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.
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Over-the-shoulder photo looking out of a helicopter.
“Hmm, yes, okay, I see now what you meant by disaster. Thank you for showing me.”
Maybe they figure they should try to help out since they’re trying to force women into pregnancies against their will.
Nope. He was alive that whole time and you both squandered it.
Indubitably, I’m inclined to agree, if I’m being honest.
Doesn’t that just increase the number of stars they need to dodge?
At this pace, India will have the observable universe perfectly charted by year’s end.
They saw what he was capable of when he bombed his fellow Nobel Peace Prize Winners, Doctors Without Borders.
Is she trying to dress like Cruella de Vil?
“Oh, cool, I love going our separate ways and eating alone. I do it all the time! Did we just become best friends!?”