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“You know the one thing I have in common with this lasagne, Jon? We’re both best served up in pans.”
So my chances of having sex with Andrew Garfield increase the longer I hang around him? 🤔
I feel like in general, your chances of having sex with most people increase the longer you’re around them.
More like increases the longer he holds out
“I’m straight until I’m horny, Jon.”
“Time for your lasagna John.”
jon eagerly offers up his ass
”i love mondays” jon whispers haughtily
Thought this was talking about the president before realizing that’s James Garfield.
