Check out the funky bathrooms as well: https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7226-Lakewood-Blvd-Dallas-TX-75214/26702400_zpid/
We’ve got these three different designs of tiles which would you like?
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OMG. They want 2.5M$ for that place. Just imagine the amount of work you would need to make this place habitable for normal people again, and the price would probably double.
I can’t decide if being on acid in that bathroom would be amazing or terrifying
Jesus. The outside I was like okay that’s fine, lots of trees, I like this.
And inside, oh boy I’d rather run through the building in outlast than live in that house. Wtf is going on with the door? Did someone draw a scene in dirt like they do on white vans? What’s with the tiles? Did they go into a closing down sale and just buy a few boxes of each tile they could then throw them at the wall like the Grinch sorting mail?
The walls. Moving on. I just can’t.
The stained glass window was pretty, till I noticed the middle design looked like tiddys.
I’m done with this house. Kill it with fire.
Holy shit $2.5mil for this!! Also did they put wallpaper on the kitchen ceiling?! This straight up looks like something from Psycho.
I’ve got to hand it to you @kittybeer you’ve got a great eye for the terrible!
Thanx! I’ve apparently discovered a new hobby.
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That is a plaster wall treatment often used to hide imperfections. In this case waaaaayyyy over-used, which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
I really like the stained glass windows but the rest of it is pretty bad, esp at $2.5 mil.
Only in Texas …
which makes me wonder what shape the structure is in.
There’s a big diagonal crack running from corner of The Sinister Door that suggests there may be more hidden problems.
I missed that one. Was more focused on the walls under the stairs. Ugh.
The walls under the stairs - sounds like a horror movie.
And we see it truly is. 🤣
“Artesian touches of the era …”
Well well well.
“show us on the doll where the artesian touched you”
The titty stained glass windows are my personal favourites.
Did they popcorn the fucking walls in that bedroom?!
They are asking $2.5M for this? Holy shit.
I know. Crazy Yankees.
It looks like they put the shittiest linoleum flooring imaginable on the walls lol
Kitchen walls look like a dirty protest.
Why not both?
It was moldy then pressure washed and then molded over
