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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate

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seahorse [Ohio]@midwest.socialM to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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MILWAUKEE—Lining up in the hallway dressed in hospital gowns, Republican presidential candidates underwent mandatory genital checks ahead of their first debate Wednesday. “Please state your name, date of birth, and gender,” said the Republican National Committee’s staff physician, who then put on glasses, snapped on…
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    just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about

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      Just one grope, as a treat.

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        grope the grapes… that’s what they say in Italy… i made that up…

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        And when you’re famous, they’ll let you!

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