‘here’s a photo of me having surrendered to the police’
‘never surrender’…
I… What?
I think it’s supposed to refer to how ‘tough’ he was trying to look with the expression.
I wonder how many attempts they made before the cop could stop laughing enough to hold the camera still…
I know I’d have had to hand it off.
You might be underestimating the cop’s probable Republican affiliation. He’s probably crying for dear leader. /stereotyping
NO, SURRENDER
I’m invincible! The
Black KnightDrumpf always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.NO MAN LEFT BEHIND!
they got this all messed up
It makes about as much sense as the documentary that Stephen Bannon made about Sarah Palin, named The Undefeated, considering she very much has been defeated.
No, no, no. Stupid liberals! She’s never been not don’t shan’t undefeated!
Ikr ? peak cringe.
He had someone remove the watermark…
Haha good catch!
You know it was Barron, cyber master.
This guy would so totally have been a used car salesman had he not been born into money.
I have said this for years. The man is a bonafied used car salesman with no morals.
🤣 There are car salesmen with morals??
Didn’t he have to surrender to have his mugshot taken. Is it like a “don’t smoke, look at what happened to me” type of thing?
Trumps not a sophisticated liar. He just always says the exact opposite of whats real. Pay attention to it, its uncanny. And also you can always tell what the truth is because its the exact opposite of what he says.
So he’s 1/2 of that pair that stands at a fork in the road? You know, with that guy who always tells the truth? And you get 1 question to figure out which way to go?
Well 99% of the time he lies, that 1% time it’s better for him to just bend the truth till it’s an L shape instead of a U shape. It is easier to just assume he’s talking out of his ass, which is simple cause his anus for a mouth spews more shit than taco Tuesday.
That’s one of the puzzling things about his supporters… the guy is such a freaking dork. Also in the second pic you can really see the contrast between his pale pink natural complexion and the orange makeup.
Why are we still feeding it attention?
72 million Americans lived through four years of Trump and liked what they saw so much they wanted four more years. We ignore him (and his cult) at our peril.
I’m worried that the more we disparage the former Home Alone 2 star, the more honor we paradoxically bestow upon him.
That’s only because he has yet to face any consequences that his moron supporters understand. They don’t see his legs disappearing in to the PAINFULLY and arguably immorally slow judicial process. They see him free and talking four years after committing a supposed direct attack on US democracy.
I like making fun of him.
Train Wrecks make for great entertainment.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Ok Donald, give me your best gangasta face.
// Trump poses.
PHOTOGRAPHER: No that’s not working. You look like you just shit your pants.
TRUMP: Umm… I’ll be right back.
He reminds me of Kylo Ren trying to smile and give a thumbs-up on Undercover Boss: Starkiller Base.
I’m pretty sure that Matt is Kylo Ren
Is he trying to look tuff or is he trying to hypnotize the officer who took the photo?
It’s the Kubrick stare and he did it intentionally because he believes it makes him look more innocent.
He did surrender to the Fulton County sheriff before this photo was taken. Now he says he never surrenders.
Yeah, when I saw the shirts online I wasn’t sure if it was pro or anti-trump.
In another universe these are frames from a Back to the Future reboot.
Nah it’s a home alone 2 one
Relevant mashup - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_iL8TtPOt0
Surrenders
Uses photo of him surrendering with the caps “never surrender”
Donald Trump in a nutshell
100% Cotton
Made in China
The only thing more American than “Made in THE USA” is “Made in China”
He’s going to have an expansion pack to his
pokemonTrump cards
