Ok, this is really Woodstock. But check back in a day or two!
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I’ll play my smallest violin.
Burning man was a cool concept 15years ago. Now its a trustifarian party for jetsetters in private jets to have ketamine fueled orgies. I could give a shit about burning man or any burners at this point.
Yeah man I agree ketamine makes for boring orgies. Idk why these people insist on it. I’ll be like “okay let’s start washing off all the layers of sunscreen and dust” and the middle aged tech HR with two kids will be like “hold on I have to load my special ketamine bullet (that I purchased in Goa) with my veterinary K that I got from mexico” before doing half a line of coke to balance it out. Calvin Klein they call it
“No worries if I k-hole” she said with a wink before passing the fuck out. Then the main orgy coordinator couldn’t get hard so he makes his wife wear a strap on. Eventually 18 different cops show up because one guy was smoking pot in the back of the circus tent
Get out of my head
Keep going!
Why could you give a shit?
They’re also telling attendees to pee in the mud so the toilets don’t overflow since they can’t be emptied… may want to avoid the mud for a bit
Reminiscent of Woodstock 99:
The number of portable toilets installed proved insufficient for the number of attendees. The toilets and showers soon became unusable and overflowing, and male guests resorted to urinating on the side of the toilets or behind vendor stalls. Excrement from the toilets flowed into the mud pits and camping areas, mixing with water from the broken pipes. Many attendees began jumping into the mud pits and water troughs to stay cool in the heat, unaware of the contamination; this led to many cases of trench mouth and trench foot. The Oneida County Health Department analyzed the free drinking water, finding it to be contaminated with E. coli and other bacteria.
I was about to wonder if any of them read the recent tough mudder story, guess not.
link to the tough mudder story?
trench mouth
Good lord, that’s foul.
Imagine paying thousands of dollars for this
Still beats paying a quarter million to be killed in the violent implosion of a submersible pressure cooker.
Not if you’re suicidal. Death by submarine implosion has got to be one of the best ways to go if you ask me.
None of those died instantly. Imagine blinking your eyes, knowing that they’ll close, then open again. Only your eyes never open again, and you didn’t even notice!
Citation requested
For all burning man’s many many many many systemic flaws, the organizers tend to be pretty competent (if only for legal liability reasons). And I can’t think of any situation where ANYONE would be told “just piss on the ground”. Latrine pits are a thing and are pretty much bog (hee hee) standard solutions.
pee in the mud
This is a risky click
Its appropriate.
Thanks for taking the risk for us good sir
I just gagged a little. So gross!!
For real? Where did you hear this?
On one of the news casts I watched. No one can drive in and out right now and that includes the trucks that empty the bathrooms which are quickly filling up
Literally my first thought was wondering how much of that is excrement, considering their toilet situation.
You have died of dysentery.
So many people just git viciously sick in that recent “Tough Mudder” event, turns out there’s a ton of nasties living in the mud that want to make their home in and on you.
So that’s gonna be a permanent no from me, dawg.
How much of that is mud and how much is human shit?
All of it
Enough to make you believe there is mud on the ground.
I really like being clean. That looks like a nightmare to me.
So who brought trees to burning man? Is it happening in a different place now?
The post description says it’s Woodstock not Burning Man
Whoa I missed that too, thanks
feels like this pic was taken in 1969 too
MRSA
The alkaline in that mud has got to burn.
For those out of the loop, this pic is from one of the 90’s Woodstocks.
Not judging… looks more like mud wrestling than burning…. Maybe call it “Mud Man?” Just a thought?
Or “surviver”… mud edition?
Glastonbury literally every year.
Drowning man
Maybe they should practice some self-reliance in a harsh, unforgiving environment, you know, the original intent of this whole thing.
