Stuff like “god damn”, “fucking hell”, etc. Anything that stems from religious sources. That includes fudged varieties like “jeez/geez” and “heck”.

And to clarify, this isn’t some attempt to avoid blasphemy or anything. I’m not particularly religious and would rather rewrite the neural pathways for those “defaults”, but haven’t been able to come up with satisfactory alternatives so far.

*To clarify further, I’m all good with most other curses (shit, fuck, ass, etc). I’m not trying to be inoffensive, just non-religious.

  • vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 days ago

    Rather than “god damn” I usually say “gods damn”. I’m not religious at all, but I’d rather someone mistake me for a polytheistic pagan than a Christian.

    • Flax@feddit.ukEnglish
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      21 days ago

      I thought the whole thing was that Christians weren’t the ones who use God as a swear word

      • vvilld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        21 days ago

        One of their commandments is to not “take the Lord’s name in vain”. Modern Christians have interpreted this to mean not using the word ‘god’ as an interjection or swear. What was actually meant by it was to not use god as a justification for things that do not comport with god’s religious teachings. You know, like claiming god says you should hate trans people, or that god has chosen you personally to be in charge of everyone. You know, the exact thing Christians do all the fucking time.

  • ptc075@lemmy.zipEnglish
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    21 days ago

    SomethingInGERMAN!!!

    Okay, little backstory here. When I was growing up, there was this fighting game called Karnov’s Revenge, and it was the 90s, so the characters said little 2 second phrases that more or less sounded like words. My friends and I were fascinated by it, ended up adding many of those phrases to our vocabulary. One of those characters was a giant German wrestler named Marstorius - and some of his phrases were just incomprehensible. So we ended up just yelling “SomethingInGERMAN” when he would pull of his big wresting move. No, not a translation, no actual German words were injured. And boyo did that stick, still say it to this day.

    https://www.arcadequartermaster.com/kr_characters.html

  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    SoUnDs LiKe SoMeOnE nEeDs SoMe FrEeDoM fRiEs
    Edit: its highly specialised against people like MAGA, the term originates from americans being angry at the french because they critisized a war made by the USA

    • Ech@lemm.eeOPEnglish
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      21 days ago

      I’ve apparently offended the entire territory of Quebec with my question, so maybe that’s appropriate XD

      • Little8Lost@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        oh, that was just a suggestion with a topic that i find hilarious
        and sorry, i did not want to insult you

        (additionally, i am not from Quebec and i probably insult them more with that i dont know where that country is)

        • Ech@lemm.eeOPEnglish
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          21 days ago

          No offense taken by me, no worries. Quebec is a very French province of Canada, so not being allowed to say “French fries” felt fitting, hah.

        • Pandemanium@lemm.ee
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          21 days ago

          Wait are you saying you think Quebec is a country or that you don’t know where Canada is? I guess the username is appropriate either way.

  • Sixty@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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    20 days ago

    I feel you OP. I do feel silly saying “oh my god” as a reflex utterance considering I’m a lifelong Atheist lmao.

    There’s gotta be something better than sarcastic takes like South Park saying “oh my science!”

  • 200ok@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Could you replace them with the swear words you don’t mind saying? Or am I not understanding what you’re looking for?

    e.g. “For Christ sake” can be replaced with, “for fuck sake”.