Tries to back out of Twitter purchase.
Backs out of fight with Zuckerfuck.
Runs away with tail between legs after some online bullying.
This chode is the snowiest of flakes.
Brave sir Elon ran away,
He bravely ran away away…
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,
And gallantly he chickened out,
Swiftly taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!
Whilst I appreciate the source material, in this case it’s not even danger he’s running away from, it’s being rubbish at a game he claimed to be good at.
Literally has all the money in the world, but it can’t buy skill. Sucks to suck!
Not entirely accurate. He died to the tutorial fight first. The guy who is supposedly one of the best players in the world.
Generally, you really have to try to die in a tutorial. Impressive.
You’re also generally not being insulted by randos for being a piece of shit.
Oh dude, I instigate. I’m there for it. Death threats are like butter on a perfect fluffy loaf of bread right out of the oven.
I would generally agree but PoE is brutal and early game involves dying a lot. The fact that he thought dying was a problem is a WAY bigger tell that he’s never played the game. Dying POE is like dying in a souls game, it shouldn’t phase you in the least.
It sure as shit phases me when I die to bullshit and lose 300,000 souls!
Yeah I’ve probably dropped a few million blood echos by this point. I have straight up stopped playing for days after those kinds of losses. But, the brutality is why I’m playing.
Some extra context for those who have not played: PoE2 does not hold your hand. When I was learning the game that fight killed me too. But I wasn’t claiming to be one of the best players, (I’d still describe myself as bad) and that same fight can’t even hit me now.
It’s just proof he bought the account in initial beta release, and I still maintain he should be banned for it. Anyone who has played through to endgame maps should be capable of beating that boss deathless, he’s just a god awful gamer. Total trash. Garbage. Also Nazi scum.
He can’t blame his connection either because it was meant to advertise starlink lmfao
He’ll throw Starlink under the bus because his ego can’t handle admitting he’s a trash gamer.
I’m pretty sure he did blame his death to the initial tutorial boss on lag.
What an awful gamer, Elon is a total noob!
