I have a theory. His obsession with McDonald’s over any other fast food chain is mostly because his first name is Donald. I think his childish narcissism extends beyond plastering his last name on everything he owns.

First thing I thought when seeing that thumbnail!

My doctor’s office (allegedly) handed my info to a plastic surgery clinic so they could send me a “happy 40th birthday, now fix your sagging bullshit!”-email the literal day I turned 40.

Needless to say that put a damper on things.

People have been doing evil shit for money since the invention of money. These days it’s just automated.

Or she was trying to get pregnant but miscarrying, which happens a whole damn lot and it’s heartbreaking.

The old heavy ones were bakelite

Thanks for making me google that ;_;

Rich ≠ Strong

Of the entire series, this is the only one I’ve always been holding out for.

To be fair, if they actually had an opinion of their own I doubt they would say shit like this. This is just mindless repetition of the misogynist crap the men around them have fed them. Zero critical thought.

Yeah, the G.I. Joe and Transformer cartoons (and a lot more, I’m sure) were basically created to be commercials for the toys from the get go.

Well now he ghosted all of us.

It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!

He’s such a compulsive criminal that he even defies the laws of physics.

Brave sir Elon ran away,

He bravely ran away away…

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled,

Yes, brave sir Elon turned about,

And gallantly he chickened out,

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat,

Bravest of the brave, sir Elon!

It’s true. As soon as I’m out of sight of my husband I dock like a Roomba and wait until he returns so I can wipe away his tears and give him a foot rub.

/s

Not only that but the comments I get when I finally have a productive day. “See, I knew you could do it! Why don’t you just do this every day?”

It’s like training for a marathon, finally running said marathon and having people blame you for not just running a full marathon every day in the first place. Clearly you can, so why don’t you?