1. Billionaire Koch votes for dangerous narcissistic clown with terrible business sense
  2. Clown is elected so Billionaire Koch gets clown using terrible business sense to wreck global economy
  3. As a result, billionaire Koch loses a butt ton of money in the stock market
  • Ledivin@lemmy.world
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    23 days ago

    Casual reminder: the billionaires haven’t lost jack shit. Virtually all of their losses are unrealized, usually in the form of stock. Once everything is finally at rock bottom, they will buy up everything they can (which will still be a lot), values will eventually rebound, and they will have lost nearly nothing while seeing massive gains.

  • BigMacHole@lemm.ee
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    23 days ago

    I’m a Billionaire who gave Trump HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of Dollars to be Reelected but you NEED to Cut me some Slack! I thought he was just going to Give me Tax Cuts to Fire my GAY Workers! I DIDNT know he would ALSO take Money from MY Wallet! I’m ONLY Human we MAKE Mistakes! STOP being so Divisive LIBTARDS!