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All the best tales of escape from oppression include the phrase “Now, back to my anal cavity…” 😄
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Your insides will fail before this toy does
Extremely safe
Tina Belcher noise
Noted, this’ll be useful for my upcoming chess tournament
HANS, NO!
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I like that I came across this review on a site called Shit Just Works.
It obviously does. 😁