But no matter how many times I go to the same store I’m still going to walk through the wrong freezer aisle first. I remember growing up and our local Walmart changed layout and my mother lost her fucking lid.

VOLUNTEER firefighter? That sounds like woke socialist bullshit to me, should’ve smited him instead. /s

Depending on where you cut the line I’m either one of the youngest millennials or oldest gen-z and I at least get it.

What amazes me is the venn diagram of people who think the other countries were going to pay for the tariffs and the people who think we can’t have healthcare because the rich will just pass the taxes down to us is a circle.

And probably the only time I’m going to laugh at a blackface joke.

Whole top row plus laundry.

I sincerely doubt he’s even all that rich given how petty the embezzlement through spending the weekends in his own hotels was.

Had a fox walk right up to me about a week ago. Shouldn’t of treated it as strange as I did given my location but yeah, cutest little bastard too.

Well you’ve gotten the hardest laugh today

Yeah, I get that they’re getting privacy issues too but the options seem to have gotten distilled down to privacy issues or a subscription fee I not only can’t afford but probably still comes with privacy issues and definitely comes with AI bullshit.

My dad uses yahoo. On a Linux mint machine I do the maintenance on and keep trying to nudge him towards duckduckgo.

Sticker for my bike

I may have gotten too high for this one…

The detail of capitalizing the last 2 letters of seedless. A+

That seems relatively fast but I honestly can’t be assed to research Catholic bureaucratic history.

You scared the fuck out of me.

Selling research chemicals definitely counts.

Ok but the grippy socks legitimately rock, I usually get a pair every trip to the hospital and you bet your ass I keep them.

Man I must’ve really hit my head when I fell the other day because I thought that headline said Israeli soldiers blew up a building in Gaza as a gender reveal.

Well that feels targeted.