… come back to me, I can do better

I hope for their sake they put in a ball pit… and pulled Ronald and Grimace and Hamburglar out of retirement for the occasion

as already gave a result in the past

um, what

literal clickbait

yeah, the alternate timeline

god I wish we were there instead

I’m waiting for the laser sword as a standard option. It’s always a bad idea to buy the first model anyway, and you know it’s coming. I mean who in their right mind rides a robot horse without a light sabre?

Isn’t that what servers make in the US? when I lived there in the 90s, minimum wage was 4.25/hr, but the servers in the restaurant I worked at were making 2.35/hr, and that wage hadn’t changed since like the 70s or some crazy shit.

I keep reading these every day, hoping for an actual funny one.
I am continually disappointed.

<silly smile at camera>
<not even close to being funny>
<expects upvotes>

in 1995 is used in be close to 10s,

what

FYI, it’s Arctic, not “artic”

No matter what deal I make with respect to Russia/Ukraine, no matter how good it is, even if it’s the greatest deal ever made, The Failing New York Times will speak BADLY of it. Liddle’ Peter Baker, the very biased and untalented writer for The Times, followed his Editor’s demands and wrote that Ukraine should get back territory, including, I suppose, Crimea, and other ridiculous requests, in order to stop the killing that is worse than anything since World War II. Why doesn’t this lightweight reporter say that it was Obama who made it possible for Russia to steal Crimea from Ukraine without even a shot being fired. It was also Liddle’ Peter who wrote an absolutely fawning, yet terribly written Biography, on Obama. It was a JOKE! Did Baker ever criticize the Obama Crimea Giveaway? NO, not once, only TRUMP, and I’ve had nothing to do with this stupid war, other than early on, when I gave Ukraine Javelins, and Obama gave them sheets. This is Sleepy Joe Biden’s War, not mine. It was a loser from day one, and should have never happened, and wouldn’t have happened if I were President at the time. I’m just trying to clean up the mess that was left to me by Obama and Biden, and what a mess it is. With all of that being said, there was no reason for Putin to be shooting missiles into civilian areas, cities and towns, over the last few days. It makes me think that maybe he doesn’t want to stop the war, he’s just tapping me along, and has to be dealt with differently, through “Banking” or “Secondary Sanctions?” Too many people are dying!!!

-The president of the United States of America, ladies and gentlemen.

It kinda reminds me of the Fireside Chats, except it’s an endless stream of rambling, idiotic banalities from a total lunatic. It’s like if Mussolini had a Twitter account

Ukraine could offer China? wtf does that even mean?

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it really is as simple as attaching the word “freedom” to it, lol

That needless comma in the title, is annoying.

• Some MAGA-Nut somewhere, probably

probably closer to all of 'em

He met up with King Charles a couple days prior, so he’s doing fine. It’s a clear middle finger to this douche clown.

Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televise’d

Fix’d it for you

oh no, now I’m gonna get downvote’d

Get fucked JD you complete and utter douchebag

Love,
-The Pope

meh, VE Day, the rise of National Socialism, what’s the difference?