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1 month agoAs on old fart living down under, I am not anti American. I am anti current American government and toxic big corporation. Hating McDonald’s does not equal broadly hating the American people.
Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
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Cake day: July 1st, 2023
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2·2 months agoMaher probably came dressed looking like he was about to sing “Splish- Splash, I was taking a bath”.
Feels like the universe is trying to make a metaphor. The “base” breaking away from the “gold football”. Quotes like “Trump dropped the base” or perhaps Trump is the base. ”The 12-inch base is bronze with a hand-rubbed black patina finish.”
1·4 months ago“Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front?”
“Fuck off! ‘Judean People’s Front’. We’re the People’s Front of Judea! ‘Judean People’s Front’.”
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They are landing on the dark side of the sun.
The Falseman Show
“I knew this show was fake from the start, it was my incredible acting that fooled everyone”
1·2 years agoI blocked botart from their instance as some pretty disturbing stuff was added in the last few days.
61·2 years ago“The suspect has pled not guilty.”
I wonder what the argument will be. “I was just creepily injecting calming oils into the apartment with a syringe to help the baby sleep. Some other creepy person with a syringe must have injected the opioids.”
So many great memories. This game and Ace were the two games that I received with my c64 many Christmas’s ago. Played Bomb Jack all through that Christmas night with my friend until sunrise.
You can be my partner in crime. I am just happy if people get a kick out of my smart arse remarks.
He calls that look “Blue Steal”
2·2 years agoNot sure the Florida Supreme Court is allowed to leave Florida.
5·2 years agoGotta keep that rainbow in check.
“Sir, you are under arrest for a light diffraction infraction.”
“Eye witnesses say the plane just fell out of a window from a high rise building as the victim was coincidently walking past.”
Cray Fish Computer Corporation. I always wondered what powered these old super computers.
5·2 years agobirds aren’t real … estate savvy
“Mr President, do we really need to drain the swamp? Me and some buddies and our families still enjoying a regular paddle in there.”