In Gym of the Romantic Journey, there was a character who could see the future, and then bring it about. Once he shot someone with a paintball gun because someone was going to wipe him off with a paperclip, and they’d look silly if he didn’t have paint on him. And once he rushed into a room where a fire started, and then was relieved that he didn’t have to be the one to start it.

Chat with the whole party. Some of them might not be happy with you avoiding all the combat.

Play identical twins.

That’s why you only do it with players who like trying out new characters.

Why just another reason? Character death is a perfectly good excuse to switch characters.

And some players just want a chance to play another one of the many characters they made.

First: This joke has been made multiple times with much funnier existing pictures.

If you don’t like the picture, just say that. It doesn’t matter how it was made.

Second: You could have easily used a DOOM poster or the like for a very similar experience.

Yes. And they did this, which gave a very similar experience to the DOOM poster.

And last but not least: AI slop is environmentally poisonous,

That’s a myth.

bad-kind-of-weird, ugly shit

Again, if you personally don’t like how it looks, you can say that. I, personally, think it looks just fine, and I’ve seen plenty of AI art I really like. Also, there’s plenty of AI art that people can’t consistently recognize as AI art, so unless you think all the artists who paint in the styles shown there are bad artists, I think it’s safe to say not all AI art is bad.

It’s a low-effort meme. The point is the joke. What difference does it make whether or not the image was made by AI?

Why did she tell him that? Now he can do anything.

Ophanim only have two wheels and they don’t have wings. Why are biblically accurate angels never biblically accurate?

Here’s a source that suggests he does.

Although there is no explicit evidence in the Gospels, we have reason to suggest that he also may have worn phylacteries.

Sadly, the elf only knows Common and Elven.

Caltrops do a flat one damage. Which is still enough to kill one in eight Commoners.

This has been animated on Youtube several times, so instead of linking to a video, here’s a search for all of them.

But what about when you die fighting the Dark Lord because you’re not overlevelled from doing all the sidequests?

It sounds cool, but remember, you could learn True Polymorph and make a clay golem every day. Or learn True Resurrection and bring back a legendary hero (or big bad, if you prefer). Or Gate and summon your opponent into a room full of Glyphs of Warding just because you know their name. Or Wish and make a new Clone or Simulacrum or bind a demon for 100 days or whatever other crazy exploits you can find. Is being able to deal a bunch of damage from a mile away once a day really worth it?

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Why don’t they just cast Zone of Truth and ask her if she cheated?

Mundane Utility is awesome.

Counterpoint: If you’re an IT guy, you’re probably making enough money that you can donate mosquito nets and save tons of lives, and it’s not worth risking all that to save one more.