“Hello, Bitwarden? I’d like to hack one of your customer’s accounts that I do not know the password to, allowing me to access all of the passwords you are storing for them. I mean me. Because it’s my account, I promise. Pretty please?”

Yes

Put them in a jar with distilled water and 2-5% non-iodized salt. Let them ferment a few weeks, then blend it up for some tasty hot sauce.

Check out the Asobi Asobase ending theme

Thanks! It’s Heavenly Bamboo.

UPDATE: 24 hours after my last email to the landlord, and still no response. Not as satisfying as an acknowledgement that they were wrong (or maybe even… an apology?) but I’m pretty sure that means I’m in the clear, and the plant is safe.

It’s hosted on this instance: https://lemm.ee/c/vaccines

“All reports calling post here missinformation will be ignored unless the post says that covid vaccines are healthy. Which is dangerous missinformation because covid vaccines kill.”

“Your honor, I dig up all my shrubbery every Fall to store in the attic during winter. Then I replant it in the Spring, just as nature intended”

I’ll look into the tenants union.

Agreed.

Wait, there’s a permanent record? WTF, this is news to me.

“Oh boy, a new community! I wonder what it’s for?”

checks posts

“OH, It’s for bots to repost from reddit. There are no people here.”

blocked