Organs don’t keep… If they got the donor it probably meant there wasn’t anybody else queued up.

Thought you were just shitposting with that name…

Now I just wish you were.

Neither protecting or serving are actual job requirements.

“bigots reject what they’re unfamiliar with, and if I’m honest, it’ll probably end up happening to me too”

Is about as far from the one joke as you can get.

Coherent units best units.

Other than diagramming, the simple answer is that by asking what the other would say, you’re basically asking one to ask the other.

Because the answer is “passing through” both when you ask, it’s negated once (by the one liar), regardless of who is “answering” first.

Oddly enough… It’s pretty similar.

Which does not preclude him also eating 1/6 each of Martha’s, Denise’s, and Sam’s pizzas.

Dangerous myths:

You have to aim a shotgun.

Shotguns remain deadly through a significant amount of drywall.

Quick question: where else is “the people” interpreted to mean “ostensibly the states, but ultimately the federal government for all practical purposes. Either way, definitely not individual persons.”?

And it’s generally illegal to operate a gun in public…

Not true. Marty could have also eaten pizza that was not his.

Clearly talking about fogs. And i’d say it’s pretty fair, as they tend to censor everything around them.

Mind-blowing!

And then sweep it with a repeat-o-meter to make sure you didn’t miss anything off the Union Jack pattern!

Devil’s advocate: was this on Android? Certain wifi/Bluetooth information requires “location” permissions.

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Took me a minute. Deviled eggs.

Slipped on pee-pee at the megalomart.

Especially for something this simple.

Lift top bun “oh, this could kill me”