Sex? Is that some type of cake?

come to some arraignment

Not sure if that was intentional but it works well either way haha

It blew my mind when I first saw it

We’re officially known as dong lovers

Well…they do both have layers

This makes sense to me if Michael Cera can play Shaft

With subtle notes of bark, moss, asphalt, and slightly dirty asshole

Opposite for me haha. Some of those hotel towels put in work

That’s insane

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

To replace it with something else

Like a leg?

Super cool!

Dope

Who are you? My wife?

The new Dungeons and Dragons movie. It was a blast

I liked when they told you to turn to a different page and took you on a little adventure