Three, two fell off the carrier and a third was accidentally shot down by a US warship

Toss a coin to your lemmy maintainer, oh valley of shitposts

Just donated a tenner, keep rocking. Also, fuck spez.

Well fuck, I just got one, I just assumed they were a german company since they’re so popular there

Calling it now, he’s gonna drop the tariffs the moment the stocks fell enough that he and his buddies bought up as much as they possibly can. And his supporters, who will still be fucked, will cheer his 4D chess moves

You know those scissors of life that firefighters use?

I’m sorry I’m sorry!

Read the article, the thumbnail is a picture of a migrant, the children are US Born and thus citizens

God fuck this woman

Everyone goes on holiday for 10 years?

Stephen Hawking was the only person I’d have used this offer for, now I really can’t think of anyone. Brian Cox maybe?

Go to University and study anything but STEM or Economics or not be a white christian male? Straight to gitmo.

Loads of rare earths are controlled by China (some estimates are 97% of all rare earth minerals), so yeah, I think they’re currently laughing their asses off at the US

At this point a SCOTUS ruling seems to have as much power as a UN Resolution

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

I’d settle for a non-shy bladder (a social bladder? An extroverted bladder?)

Can confirm, got long fingers, can reach the bottom of most jars.

Ten? That’s rookie numbers