

I actually just recently, after years of frustration, figured out a technique that works. You squeeze the box near the opening so that it bulges out. Then you can poke it with your finger and rip the top open. Feels like gutting a fish, which I assume now is what they were going for.
I dunno… My wife is pretty witchy, and we have two kids. I don’t think she’s a virgin, but I could be wrong.