Official vocab guidelines state we no longer refer to these incidents as acccidents, they’re now collisions.

You were the chosen one; you were supposed to defeat the Sith, not join them!

We drove around until 3 am looking for another all you caneat sea food buffet

What did you do after you left the all you can eat buffet?

We pretty much went straight home.

Sorry to hear that. I’ve had this one for a few years now and work out in the bush all day and I haven’t had any issues.

Ours had something like that happen on one side of her face. Turned out that there were issues with her teeth…

They wouldn’t do it right anyway

Alrighty then

African or European swallow?

So you even know who I am? Uh, I think I do. Weren’t you one of the little rascals?

6.46" is too large a screen. My pixel 6a is barely small enough. Also, bring back the headphone jack.

The only acceptable nickname.

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Linus Torvolds?

What sort of CAD work to you do? What are you using for CAD?

[Thick Russian accent]: Foolish man, should not have gotten on a private plane, bad reputation private planes have. Very unsafe in these parts. Oh well, accidents happen…

I never thought the leopards would eat my face

I was hoping the /s would be implied

If you believe the service area maps provided by most US ISPs, not that many.

Mostly for amazon return labels. I bought a used brother laser printer with an extra cartigdge for like $50, at the time it was a cost I could justify.