If only Siri could understand what I say

The warrior voice

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

Now fire ze missiles!!!

What was the outcome!

Did you just compare transitioning to making hamburger?

Obviously

Yeah, because Russia went away, so no army needed!

Do humans deserve human rights? A more relevant debate.

Killed in a car accident. Fuck cars.

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

Aaahahahhahgahahahhahahaha

I like to think about Lemmy comments as coming from 30 of my closest autistic friends.

Worth it

Why they look fake?

Did you watch the one where the people die?

We need an updated one. CIA handbook for now

Impressive

Not true! They also dropped some spicy tweets.

I thought this was the onion for a good 2 seconds.