El Barto

When pigs fly…

Looks like we all got a bunch of shit to do now.

Can you overdose on schadenfreude?

Mars better eat a snickers.

Musk once again with that Olympic level mental gymnastics.

Yeah my mate went on a rant about it always being republicans getting charged lately. I was like, well they’re the ones doing most of the crimes lately, soon maybe not do crimes? He got shitty ans changed the subject.

It might as well be, reality is doing a better job at it lately.

For a second I thought The Onion had become an actual news site.

Google: I don’t know, ask these nerds.

The pigeon is the flash drive and has a much higher transfer rate than a commercial flash drive.

They really needed to go deeper into Captain Jack’s sexuality.

No more than 2 beers a week or it gets the hose again.

You can drink as much hard liquor you want, just no more than 2 beers.

Ted Cruz doesn’t understand the difference between recommendation and requirement.

He sees you when you’re sleeping

He knows when you’re awake

He knows more than you could ever know about you

He Even knows when you masturbate

Who had sun dragons on their 2023 bingo?

Ahhh, my old winxp code.

This is why the onion is struggling, how do you satire the news when the news feels like satire.

Nah the title cleared that up, but it’s good to get confirmation.

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I love how he sounds drunk as well, adds to the song.