Jury nullification should not be a banned topic. It’s perfectly legal and is the only direct way citizens can object to interpretations of the law. The very fact that the courts and government don’t want people to know of it is a testament to its effectiveness in cases where the public will opposes the government in matters of law. Particularly when public opinion differs drastically from a strict interpretation of the law, but most especially when citizens find a law, its often limited proponents, or its execution to be objectionable, unconscionable, cruel, or unwilling to take circumstances into consideration. It’s crucial for us to all understand our limited power over the government, especially when it’s acting in an oppressive manner, violating human rights, ignoring the principle of justice in favor of a literal interpretation, or is otherwise objectionable by the majority of citizens as opposed to the minority of lawmakers.

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won’t work that way.

Well you’re asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that’s your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin’ man.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Soundblaster. They have that stupid card a Transformer name and none of us ever questioned it.

I saw the crash site in an aerial photograph and it looks like a big scorch mark. As if the devil reached a burning hand up out of the ground to personally invite them all down to their final destination.

Jigsaw. It’s what the puzzles are named after, after all.

Soul mates are such nonsense. You’re trying to tell me that out of what, 7 billion humans now, exactly one of them is my soulmate? Yeah no. Even if it was even a 1 in 1,000 chance the odds suck. You’re gonna need to lower them expectations bub.

I cast Sticky Side Out at the giant tiger. If it falls its Dex save then it has to spend 1d4 turns freaking out while trying to get the tape off its paws.

I’m not afraid to admit my ignorance; why are they using a green graph line going up to denote that the ruble is going down in value here? The context of the graph seems ambiguous. Is it because that’s actually denoting the value of USD in the equation? Or is the color in this particular instance irrelevant and it’s way too zoomed out to be very useful at a real-time level? I know the ruble is nose diving, so I’m not sure how to read this graph other than “96.41 rubles = 1 USD.”

What beast could a Klingon warrior fear, when their race keeps vicious pig-wolf monsters as pets?

Spot on a group chat with Kitty High Command: Dude, these Klingon guys are fucking hilarious.

That’s not much of a brag. Just because the monsters in this game won’t mysteriously fly off into space only to reappear right behind you seconds later, doesn’t mean we should celebrate.

The older I get, the more socialist I become.

You can’t indoctrinate kids nearly as easily in public schools, and there’s no way to turn a profit on them. By contrast, a solid public education makes kids more likely to grow up and vote Democrat. The GOP especially today knows that it can’t win legitimately; rage baiting and cheating are their only remaining strategies.

Why pay for a better component when the sheep will gladly pay inflated prices for the same old crap?

Not when you remember that capitalism is the state religion.

Mostly worth it.

Not with my depression it ain’t.

Chicagoland: They ask what kind. Iced tea is a thing, so are different kinds of hot tea. Some places have bottled brands, depending on the place. It’s not all that complicated.

Probably not. If you just had hemorrhoids of doom or had to wipe your ass raw, then you might get blood for a day or two, but otherwise go see a doctor. Pooping blood is a huge medical red flag - no pun intended.

I can inflict my current emotional state at will on other people of my choosing.