That’s fair, I’d probably throw the sandwich and run.

I would love to explain my Emergency Peas to people who saw them.

Do you need to hold your boobs, like I do?

It’s basically just duck junk food. https://www.uu.nl/en/background/what-to-feed-ducks-according-to-science Probably not an issue if they don’t get too much, and still get plenty of good quality food in. I’d still rather give them something good for them, but I’m glad it’s not as terrible as it seems.

Yeah, it definitely looks a bit suss.

But the bats are adorable!

The tiniest of fangs!

He wants to be one with the onions. One-ions?

You might say he’s… an outlier. (Puts on sunglasses)

Grandpa

I think you let the tops brown so the onions can dry out a little before you dig them up, but I’m no onionologist.

Lucky you!

I assumed it was so they could pat them.

So dramatic. Look at that poor, languishing, loveless kitty!

Yeah, she’s a grumpy girl. She happily accepted chin rubs after this though, and went back to sleep.

My cat turns this into a tunnel of whirling blades and terror.

Oh my goodness, she’s so fluffy! Give her a kiss on the head from me, if she doesn’t mind.

That sucks so hard, sorry dude. I hope the cats help a little and things look up soon.

What a beautiful fur colour!

Couldn’t agree more. I’m still angry Cup-a-Soup went from $2 to $2.50 to, now, $3. Fuck out of here, inflation is not 50%!