These are a couple of my pieces

Gotta be tough when the gender-affirming surgery he had to put an implant in his dick rendered it useless

And they wonder why they instantly become an ex-friend…

And the idiots who could have voted against it, but didn’t

Well played

Wow

Now there’s a fucking surprise…

Dubya

We should not remember that cunt fondly just because some time has passed

As many times a day as I can!

She is head-turningly beautiful, but I wouldn’t give her a second thought if it wasn’t for her amazing, wonderful personality

She’s the most intelligent person I have ever known, she’s kind and generous, she is insightful and wise, she has lived a hell of a lot of life l and yet has a generosity of spirit that the most innocent would envy

I tell her that she’s beautiful all the time, but the most important thing to both of us is who we are on the inside, so I make damned sure that she knows that I love her for who she is above all else

Somewhere else

I moved to Australia several years ago, and my only regret was not doing it sooner

“Try and” VS “Try to” also bugs me

Always was

I am worthy

I’ve been on the receiving end of control and abuse. I learnt a lot from those experiences

She makes me feel worthy, she makes sure that I know it

Six stars

He really is a particularly stupid kind of person…

There are millions

I know it

I’m not the type who thinks that all Americans are stupid and hateful, but unfortunately I spend a lot of time in the US, and too many are

Most are just beaten down, unable to see that things don’t have to be this way

People who want to drive like cunts are upset that something is done to stop them driving like cunts…

You’re the sort of person who I’d gladly have a drink with, and help you get a visa out of there

Most of the world appreciates what the US has done in many ways, but we see it as a country founded in cruelty and genocide, a country that fought with itself over slavery rather than walking a righteous path, a country that sat out of global conflict until personally threatened while millions died, a country that then waged pointless wars in places where it had no business being because of a pissing contest with Russia and the need to pour money into the military industrial complex to make some rich people even more wealthy

I appreciate the good that the US has done, but I frequently wonder if it outweighs the harm. The proxy wars, the cruelty that is still visited upon its own population in the name of profit

There’s a huge part of me that just wants America to fuck off and sit in the corner until it grows up

Your English is great!

She’s something special. She is spectacularly gorgeous, she turns heads everywhere we go, but she’s only beautiful to me because of what she carries within her. She is the kindest and most compassionate person I have known

Her eyes are so bright that they put a summer’s day to shame, and in her eyes I can see her inner beauty shining through

She has had many guys ask her to marry them.

Rich, powerful, successful guys

She couldn’t care less. She has the biggest heart, and she’s true to what she believes in

I’m the luckiest bastard on Earth