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Cake day: August 23rd, 2023

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  • Flickerby@lemm.eetoComic Strips@lemmy.worldFacts
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    16 hours ago

    Like 4 and a half is average I’m pretty sure. Lemme Google. Okay Google says 5.1 but close enough I guess. It’s WAY less than porn obviously and WAY less than women think. I have a strong hunch that this is because most men they’ve been with have lied about their size so to them a 4" is a 6" is an 8" etc. There was this green text I saw posted here today/yesterday about a dude with 5.5 saying “don’t expect anything special” and his girl freaking out so this backs up said theory.

    Bottom line it doesn’t matter. The vaginal canal is like 4-5 inches and the g spot is just a couple inches in so you can do good no matter what you’re packing. A lot of women don’t like you poking their cervix. Also I have it on good authority some women prefer people without penises and they seem pretty satisfied too.







  • There’s not as many people outside just…existing. I’m not that old but I remember just going outside and seeing people just not doing anything in particular everywhere, now it seems like everyone always has some place to rush to and no one is allowed to just exist in public places anymore. Maybe that also has something to do with my perspective shifting has I got older, but I still feel like it’s true.

    Also bugs. There are like NO fucking bugs anymore. Couple decades ago you could walk out and get sandblasted by a million different bugs and now everything just feels so fucking dead and sterile and depressed. It’s like outside was replaced by a clinic and no one bothered to complain.





  • I want to fucking get what I’m paying taxes FOR. Which is not yet another war crime. US healthcare has us at the worst quality of life, the lowest life expectancy, and the HIGHEST cost out of any developed nation. It’s fucking ridiculous. “Uh huh buh where u gonna get the money for hea-” “FROM MY FUCKING TAXES YOU ILLITERATE FUCK” God damn I’m so incensed from having this conversation so often with dumb assholes who don’t realize how dumb they are.






  • Flickerby@lemm.eetomemes@lemmy.worldAnyone else?
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    4 days ago

    I 100% understand your wife. I’m not that bad, but it’s a consequence of being told you have to be perfect or you failed growing up, at least for me. If something doesn’t go right the first time I still get that mini freeze “error encountered on line 1 please reboot” that my parents unintentionally instilled in me.