Captain Poofter

I’m so tired of remakes and reboots y’all. it’s been like 10 years of this. i just want new games.

it’s because they are old, and nothing ever got better. everything only got worse. literally everything

this will happen to you too

nice. I just cancelled mine.

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yes. especially without kids.

frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don’t really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!

they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.

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ain’t no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we’ve been basically Canada for hundreds of years

i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂

Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point

oh, ya. Onimusha exists.

subnautica 1 was one of the best games i ever played. below zero was like a less good, James Cameron version of subnautica 1 that sorta forgot it was a survival craft game and focused more on the cinematic experience. subnautica 2…looks full blown James Cameron movie. it literally looks like the scenes underwater in Avatar 2. subnautica 1 was not great because it had aliens or a neat sci fi plot. those were neat extras. it was cool because the nature of the game itself required you to carve your OWN story through the way you chose to survive and progress. the world was your world, not a set piece for a stage play. subnautica 2, from what I’ve seen so far, looks to have completely lost what i first loved about the game. i know the original creator of the concept has long been gone from the development team, and it frankly bums me out how they’ve altered the original vision.

I’m sure it’ll be hugely successful, though. looks like something made for YouTubers more than someone who wants to pick up rocks for 3 hours off the sea floor.

i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee

ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode

i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.

the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.

so everyone who is alive now BECAUSE of all that information doesn’t deserve their life because of your ethical standards? we can agree to disagree.

i am a carnivore. i eat flesh. i have zero disillusionment about what life and it’s atrocities actually are. enjoy your high horse, I won’t be responding to you anymore.

edit: did you know particle board was invented by the nazis? ever buy any build it yourself furniture? better throw it out. ever drink a fanta soda?

now you’re just going in outlandish directions. if you don’t have the nuance to distinguish between not letting lives go to waste and murder, then have a good day.

Pbs is a little sus for taking a ton of funding from shady sources like the Koch family. there’s a reason Nova doesn’t have more documentaries about climate change. but either way, pbs is overall good, and i wish them the best in their suit.

this movie is so good. not perfect, but very good. so many great scenes. that marble angel wall is forever stuck in my head.