There’s a difference between engagement and just acting like a dick. The way you worded your question was definitely in dick territory

I am watching you through a camera

“You can excuse paedophilia?”

Heads up, it’s actually keyboard and chair, not keyboard and computer

Two in the heart, one in the mind

The pink car isn’t yielding at all, it’s in motion

shakes you vigorously

“Wake the fuck up and take us with you!”

From the makers of KnifeWrench™️

Semantic satiation

“…most notably they have destroyed a large quantity of the COOT13 virus.”