I would read your book of poetry

It’s simple - yeerks from anamorphs are real. We already know about the one in RFK.

I went to college for networking but the most productive class I’ve ever had where I learned the most about the internet was instead back in high school. This teacher would make 20 page packets with the most obscure questions like what’s the weight of model number 62xRG4 (some obscure car part or something) and he told us to google it. We would spend entire classes just searching for information we would never use, but it drilled into me how to go about finding the information I need. It’s been utterly invaluable. Thank you Mr Ward.

They could really use prophylactics though

yes

And it’s somehow still an amazing experience despite not knowing a single word

I’m sure his legal team would prefer if you mention elon didnt kill the monkeys, instead the monkeys with his implant killed themselves when they checks notes repeatedly bashed their own head against the floor.

Did he even say thank you?

Here’s a photo of dugin realizing he forgot to add a chapter in his book about geopolitics. I’ll never tire of it.

I recommend an intermediary like Rm Brown on youtube. Watching him let’s me keep tabs on the latest stupid going ons without needing to steep myself in it.

Bill gates is always spending his money eradicating diseases. Maybe he can eradicate this musk disease too

I was thinking WORLD ORDER fans

Hey now, he eventually back pedaled and successfully redirected the hurricane by using just a sharpie.

I have a similar short fuse for microwaves but for the +30 seconds button. If the microwave doesn’t have this it should get tossed in the nearest dumpster. The +30 seconds button is the pinnacle of human achievement.

Or if you link up with your mom’s PhD boyfriend, you have a choice between a lizard someone set on fire, a different lizard with a fungal infection, or a regular ass turtle.

My boy is fixated on a paint chip high up on the wall at least once a week. He thinks its a fly. I have to pick him up and let him inspect it every time or he starts jumping

Instead of dropping bombs they should be dropping fully loaded small arms by the dozens. It’d be a much greater security nightmare, any random person might have a gun. Most would be recovered so security forces would know what’s happening, everyone has to be patted down. It’d be hilarious.

Sounds like he wants to renovate his retirement home.

Imagine telling this to a cancer patient shopping for a wig.

They’d have my business forever