Granite

This is a fine example of stochastic Shakespeare.

They’re trying to starve the writers and actors out.

He is certainly the first person to ever do this!

We can still blame google for not low prioritizing alcohol ads when people search for sobriety.

Also add either ublock origin or Ad Nauseam as Firefox extensions

WGA and SAG strikes. 2024 is looking thin for blockbusters.

Absolutely.

Now, I wonder if this new lawyer is getting paid…

It’s okay to call out your shitty employer, but to promote your own business with the same breath takes away the gravitas of the call out. Makes it seem contrived to build your brand rather than an authentic call out.

SAG is also on strike.

I’m gonna go with 280+

Oof. Went from okay to trashy real quick.

I respect him as a voice of reason

Not even when they hand out the Flavoraid

I’m adoring the “no you” in Latin.

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer turd

Stochastic terrorism.

To avoid a fine, all they had to do was tell the court they needed more time before the deadline*

*Because Space Karen fired all the people who knew how to look this up

People called Russian they go the house?!

I don’t think the appeals court will let that stand.

I haven’t been to a concert in years. Prices are just too much, and then there’s this bullshit