Gumby

Lord of the Rings Marathon

Kids these days…when I was a kid, we organized our own fight clubs - no adults necessary!

Oh, is he just going to pretend that he hasn’t been spearheading a crusade against vaccines for literal decades?

My first thought was “didn’t we already have a Scarlet Witch” movie? Then I realized that was actually a Dr. Strange movie.

Sure, but a lot of people need it very clearly spelled out for them.

I’ll take the higher tax rates on the highest brackets from the 1950s, but I’d rather do without the racism.

Lmao I was with you until the last sentence

Not just fireproof, but also immune to toxic fumes

Don’t put anything sharp, wood, or very fragile in the sink though.

I’m a straight, white, cis man and I don’t understand it either.

Like the lawn sign in front of my friends’ house says: “More rights for others doesn’t mean less for you. It’s not a pie.”

Nihilism in a fucking nutshell.

They did in 2004.

Bottom right looks like The Rock…at least until you look more closely