Depending on your skin color, the predators are more like parasites. End result is the same, one just gets there faster.

This entire administration is unqualified. The list is as long as the list of Trump’s lies. We’ve got multiple TV show hosts in high-ranking positions, a worm running a human suit, Kash is a kiss-up writing numerous children’s books about him and Trump fighting Hillary Clinton or finding the “mules” responsible for “fake” votes, people that think shooting their animals for being untrained is worthy of praise as a tough decision, lawyers who are so bad at their job that judges have issued fines for wasting the court’s time. I could go on, but those are just some of the ones off the top of my head.

Hey, I liked Sonic Shuffle. It never put a hole in my hand, unlike another party game put on by an Italian plumber.

“Literally” no longer means just “literally”, but also “figuratively”. Otherwise known as the opposite of the original definition.

Private eyes

I hear boiled bark is “edible”. Just make sure you get all the paint off first

I mean, you don’t even need one, but you could be a card-carrying member of the Satanic Temple.. They’ve come out and said that anyone who wants to join can do so, no fees necessary. I would view it as more of a donation to their cause.

My little one made me a Keychain for Father’s Day one year. I still have that in the see through compartment of my work bag. I see it every day I go to work. Cherish every little gift.

Why stop there? It’s actually really easy to get capsaicin from peppers, or you can buy the pure stuff online. Mix it in some alcohol and find a pressurized sprayer and you have a spray stronger than any commercially available one. It’ll make most every animal think more than twice about approaching you every again, if it can pull its mind away from writhing in pain, that is.

Sits on small children

That is a warning. They’ll lose their legs.

I want to buy a little tabletop meat slicer for the very reason. Wife bought a dehydrator because she wanted fruit leather (although I almost never get “leather”, instead becoming “chips”). I want homemade jerky.

Wasn’t it also written something like a year ago, too?

What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Beauty is in the eye. Just the eye.

My step father was (is) an alcoholic. Perfectly pleasant in public/sober, but a terror while drinking. Big man, could kill a 30 pack of Busch mostly in one night. Never physically abusive to my mother or her kids, but verbally, it never ended. Took my mother way too long to divorce him.

I say this because the good times don’t overwrite the bad. I’ve heard that drinking didn’t change people, it just reveals who they really are. Just keep yourself safe.

https://www.publicsquare.com/

You can use this site to identify businesses that are 100% MAGA. It was made to help MAGA know where to shop, but it can tell rational people where not to shop.

What about when your camera decides there’s a face in the darkness?

I figured something was up when it mentions the full product name like that.

Well now I need to know this product, too