At my school, the books are falling apart and missing pages. The wifi barely works. The computers are missing keys. The bathrooms are infested with roaches. The outside looks like a prison yard.

But our administrators got themselves some fancy new offices this year.

They sold their votes to a con man and are surprised they didn’t get paid?

Really?

I don’t understand why your partner didn’t just like, go to bed. Why did you need to be there?

Zero promoted businesses in my zip code.

Nice.

That event didn’t make him a fucknugget. It just showed the entire world that he was, in fact, a fucknugget.

He has to bring his wife.

He needs her to blow into the ignition interlock.

My god, why are we even entertaining this?

He CANNOT have a third term.

I’m old, and I saw the Breakfast Club back in the 80’s on like, channel 11. For years I couldn’t figure out why Principal Vernon and Carl the Janitor went from hating each other to being friends.

Years later I saw it unedited and realized they cut out the whole scene with the two of them bonding and smoking weed. So much made sense at that point.