Jikal

It’s hard for me to be straight up rude to people, but I will make things generally more difficult and take longer than necessary. I make it a game to see how long I can keep a person talking. It’s amazing how a few simple “Oh, really?” and “Dang, that’s crazy” will keep someone on the hook.

“Stay tuned. The day of reckoning will come.”

EverQuest. I damn near flunked high school from all the binge sessions. The last time I logged in it was well over a year /played. Waiting on random spawn timers was wild.

Well, it wasn’t to make good music

Good choice. I live in the rural midwest and the only thing that’ll reach (even though we’re in the flatlands) is a WISP we pay $170 a month for 12/6. No data caps, but it’s slow as shit. At least it’s not satellite so we can still play games online fairly reliably but damn.

Center because it’s strong enough to get the crust off, yet sensitive enough to not break through the skin.

Majestic.

“I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”

Upvote when it’s helpful information or funny. Downvote if someone’s being an asshole, giving incorrect info, or complaining about getting downvotes.

If they have a differing opinion I don’t downvote it, but might toss an upvote if they obviously put a lot of thought into it.

Then the next few days thinking of how you could’ve said something different and how you probably sounded as you bumbled through it

Then they lock the ping-pong balls in the HR office’s desk because “It was distracting the employees from work”

The safety is off. Kitty has acquired target and is ready to fire.