Manjaro has been surprisingly easy for me, but I’m not new to Linux so take that into account.

Socialism isn’t shared poverty; who would complain about you buying that laptop?

Vaporwave is good in addition to what everyone else has said!

This suggestion is praxis but I’m not going to lie, I just wrote a mouse jiggler program using robotjs and use that.

During working hours obviously. Now I’m watching means morning news instead of working.