*shits*

Based.

getting spanked by a 1980 Chevy Citation (0-60 10.3) is not a good look

[Citation needed]

I shouldn’t have to be earned.

Fuck

Pail

Why? On what basis?

Not a lie per se, more of a fib.

Please go and watch the movie Guns Akimbo. It demonstrates the concept and is one of the best damn action movies ever produced.

Can’t wait to hear news about a major site leaking user passwords through hawking radiation.

Well, the Matrix was a huge success despite being dumb, so they seem to have made a smart decision.

That’s the meaning of the universe and everything, not specifically life. Easy mistake to make.

Any non-whites that voted for Trump can go fuck themselves.

Pretty sure they did go and got themselves fucked.

“That is not ashamed which can eternally lie,
And with strange aeons even shame may die”

Yes - pirated aftereffects.

They don’t. Almost half of all Christians are Catholic.

Aw shit, here we go again…

And follow the damn train.

Snapping out of your fantasy as you’re being eaten alive is a bad move.