Chewing on a coca leaf really isn’t the same as processing the plant into cocaine. By the logic of the comedian, buds are plants but concentrates are drugs. 😌

You could not make it able to do anything you yourself can’t. So if you can’t access the thing to delete it, neither could your AI. All you could hope for is that you automate the process of removing what you’re able to. And you wouldn’t necessarily need AI for that anyway.

I don’t have to imagine it…

Katt Williams literally has a set where the whole premise is that weed isn’t a drug; it’s a plant. It’s not even a novel position.

I can still measure other things, tho, right?

I mean obviously it means those things. Where would you keep them while naked?

Well, I mean at least the head fog and sleepiness from weed also comes with actual pain relief. 🤷🏻‍♂️

But also, it really depends on the weed. Some strains make it impossible to function from the fog. Others help with sleep. And still others give me crack-like energy.

DayGayman! Ah ah ahhh!

Fighter of the NightStraightman! Ah ah ahhhh!

I get it. Alcohol and marijuana actually tends to make my whole body feel numb, whereas medically prescribed painkillers like oxycotin or codeine just give me a head fog and make me sleepy while doing nothing for physical pains. Over the counter shit like ibuprofen and aspirin are utterly useless for me unless taken to reduce a fever. Even the inflammatory properties don’t help alleviate swelling or anything for me.

Make sure to keep it behind glass with a little hammer nearby that says “break glass in emergency only” on it.

I hate waiting. For anything. Waiting in line. Waiting for the microwave to ding. Waiting on someone else to show up. Just knowing something is going to happen at a later time gives me anxiety and ruins my whole day until the thing I am waiting on is there/over. I don’t like making plans because I’ll just have anxiety the whole fucking time until the planned thing happens.

Had plans for tonight and when they told me they had to cancel, it was like finally surfacing out of water after running out of air. Even though I still wanna hang out and was kinda sad they cancelled.

It is an ice cream company originally built by two hippies that were literally part of the 60’s counter-culture.

I mean… It could but you have to have pretty good control over the muscles in your vagina so the dick can do its thing.

That’s basically how dogs work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is funny to me because the one time I was in NYC, the streets were empty but the sidewalks were congested as fuck.

I remember Steam Friends existed for a long ass time before TF2, but then they removed the service (like the tab was still there but it no longer connected to anything) for years and then when the orange box dropped, it also came with a massive update to Steam’s social stuff and gave us back Friends but also added Groups.

It always seems like they are working on these massive updates/changes/new things but not even rolling them out until it’s 100% finished instead of just adding things like 1 feature at a time. Which is weird, to me, because one of the defining things about Valve is their level of iteration. You’d think Steam would just constantly be evolving every other week as they try and test things on the general public and yet… They don’t. They’re like the only ones that don’t.

I really liked the first one when it was new… Up until I got toward the end and encountered a CTD bug that, if was ever fixed, I didn’t know about it and gave up waiting for.

The re-release probably works fine tho… Right?

Has it really been that long…? I can’t even tell since I can’t log into my OG account anymore to see my join date (yiffit shut down 😭).

The urinal, of course.