Armitage Shanks.

Always joke to my mates that I should have that tattooed backwards on my forehead after a night out.

Ever since I stopped using Reddit, my wife has been spending more time with me than her boyfriend

Sure, I’ll give my ID and personal details to Elon Musk. He seems like a perfectly rational adult. /s

I wish they’d put AI in me. I can sleep and turn on Auto Pilot mode while at work.