Looks like they don’t mind being a bunny for a day. Very cute :3

This calls for a large-scale study to find out how effective it is. Now, where could we find participants?~ :3

what the heck, now I want to be an oligarch OwO

There is so much sass in that stride, it’s unbelievable. Also very cute :3

omg meee, I wanna bite the cord so hard I get electro-cute :3

HELLY YEAH, CMERE AND GET SMOOCHED, YOU LOVELY HUMAN BEING

Ain’t that the fucking truth.

This gives a whole new meaning to “dog fight”! I really like the perspective, it’s something new to sit among the buttons and switches and look at the pilot :3

Yeah, I always eat them first

Alastor on his way to cause a chain of events that will result in the stock market crash of 1929 (sooo many orphans)

There are conſiſtent rules, but they differ from century to century. This blog poſt has a liſt of rules for Engliſh 17th/18th-century books (you need to ſcroll down a bit). Perhaps one of the moſt important rules is that you only uſe ſhort s at the end of words, with ſome exceptions, of courſe.

Literally. If “homosexual = gay” and “gay = (dated) happy, joyful, and lively,” then homophobes saying “Stop being gay” can be understood as “Stop having fun.”

We have met before, you silly balloon friend :3 (I remember horny people)

But I want you to squeak uncontrollably when I’m driving the moisture~ out of you >:3

Your organs are little kitty cats? Can I pet them?? Please??? I promise I’m not gonna steal them :3

Okay, but I’ll need to do a few sit-ups first to feel good about my body.

Umm uh I um mmh I uh asljgl;sahg;afslfhasfghaksf 😳

They’re optional as long as you don’t want to be good at it uwu

Wish I had balloons* to blow :c

One of the cross-posts attributes it to Jeff Remmer. I couldn’t find it on his own website, but this website lists him as the cover artist of a comic that uses it as cover art :3