Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.

It’s over 9000!

How is it good? I, personally, want a human to narrate a story to me. At the very least I would know somebody got paid to do this job.

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M’property

Where else you going to get the eye of sauron tattooed on to your body?

Yeah, tattoo artists from the sounds of it.

If you like fiction (and Stephen King for that matter), you should read 11 22 63. Main character goes back in time to change past events and things… sort of work out. It has a cool take on time travel and course of events in general, I was a big fan of reading it.

There is also a mediocre tv adaption of it as well if you’re not into fiction, but I didn’t finish it.

Just make sure you don’t accidentally become your own grandparent.

Jesus Christ, that seems… horrible. What makes you deal with that?

We’re going to need a bigger box.

If you stare too deeply into the tooth, the tooth stares back into you.

Just wanted his son to be warm for the rest of his life.

I dunno man, he got to live, so…

That makes sense. Did you grow up around mainly traditional masculine men?

Why did it take so long to realize that about yourself?

Ran out of budget for the good stuff, had to use knockoff sound effects.

They eat even tinier frogs.

fire’s always cool in my book.

I think you’re doing fire wrong, friendo.

Kid: Dad I’m hungry!

Dad1: Hi hungry, I’m Dad!

Dad2: Hi Dad, I’m Dad!

Dad1: Hi Dad! I’m Dad!

Etc for an infinite loop.