It’s the human equivalent of when dogs want you to throw the ball without taking it from their mouth. People need to exit to make room for people to enter.

The worst are people who do that in the bathroom. Like, hello, I’m trying to jerk off in peace here, stop polluting the air with your banal conversation.

No! I will burn out my retina and there’s nothing you and big sunglass can do to convince me otherwise!

When you’re prairie dogging it but there’s no bathroom around, so you suck it back up.

She’s dead Jim.

have 4ish

How do you have 4ish cats?

Bruh

No wonder I love eating cheese and solving mazes so much!

Apparently we are just the brain and eyeballs(and female gonads) piloting a meat sack of Theseus.

I’m in my 40s now, so I guess my body.

That’ll surely help with climate change and the yearly forest fire season!

Full metal jacket is a fantastic movie, but not really an example of inclusivity. A later line goes:

"Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don’t look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Sir, no, sir!

Are you a peter puffer?

Sir, no, sir!

I bet you’re the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you!"

You can’t just leave us hanging like that, how did you word it?

Ain’t no snitches, still get scritches.

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You know what millipedes taste like?

Wenk wenk wenk!

CRAB

Poverty was solved once and for all!