Of course, sorry chef.

Unintentional win I guess.

Those are grapes not prunes, but okay. And the shots ain’t vodka but I’ll take it 😁

Don’t be a weak cunt and fire up a crystal pistol mate!!

I was a full on smoker and hardly get cravings thankfully. Even drunk.

Occasionally I’ll want one when it’s a crisp autumn morning and I’m having a coffee.

It’s a very specific craving

Hair wax at night is already a dumb idea.

He deserves what he gets.

Skip the coffee, just do meth 🫠

Two shots of vodka, stewed prunes and a stargazer pie, please.

Did you go to bed with wet hair?

There’s a couple of projects happening near my train station so the carparks are filled with trades. Had to park a bit further than usual and missed my regular train by like a minute.

I don’t know these new train people. They’re not my regulars!!!

Spent the entire ride judging them so hard.

6:30 Train people for ever!!!

6:37 Train people might as well be sewer mutants!

I think I managed 20 minutes of it before turning it off. And I can generally deal with Ferrell, even at his crappiest.

This was next level scheisse

‘Doing rat’ sounds like slang for some new drug that makes you shiver and run fast.

Ruh-roh

Airplane lurgy is full on spicy cough?

You should be able to put the buttons into the sleeve that screws in, before you screw it in.

Oh the plot is very loosely defined hahaha.

It’s all about shooting and slashing demons.

Seconding the lack of interest in a new Doom game.

I’ve had fun playing them, but brutal FPS games with minimal story do not interest me.

Winning!!!

Buy a lotto ticket this week

They’re such a weird thing to have and yet many people do own them

We have 4 crystal decanters.

I’ve used two, so I can feel fancy.

Sure they’re nice to look at, but pretty large and awkward to use and clean.

They stay hidden

I agree but we just don’t use them. Personally I don’t like them and the cupboard they’re in requires crouching to access.

No thanks.

So they stay hidden and pristine.

We were gifted a large amount of crystal glassware as engagement/wedding gifts.

There’s an entire cupboard dedicated to it. They are used very, very rarely.

Shit is overrated as hell.